You’re not a real narcissist until you consider paying someone to draw you

  • 6 years ago

The silliest breakup song for the silliest girl.

  • 6 years ago

Me in middle school

*wears lots of bad eye makeup and tall heels* other kid- “do you have a black eye” me-“no it’s called fashion look it up” *flips hair* *rolls ankles and falls really hard*. Karma is a bitch kids

  • 7 years ago

Middle school man

So this one day I’m just walking down the hall and some teachers up ahead are talking all in a group. Then this one kid emerged from the crowd and walks up to a teacher and slaps her. He then proceeded to apologize a lot and just now I was thinking about this and I thought about how that kid is me. Where I talk a lot of shit but when I get caught I’m like “I’m so sorry I didn’t mean it please don’t expel meeeee”

  • 7 years ago

💰 DANDY 💰 (TYSM FOR 4.3K OMGFLFL I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!!)

  • 7 years ago
25 things i wish i realized while i was still in highschool
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  1. That zit on your cheek literally does not matter
  2. Skipping class one time will not ruin your entire life
  3. The boy you’re trying so hard to impress will mean nothing to you in a year
  4. Bring coffee to school and ignore people who make fun of it
  5. Bring a snack, too. Don’t care if people hear you eating in class.
  6. Being popular isn’t and will never be something that seriously defines who you are
  7. Appreciate your teachers
  8. Doing/not doing drugs doesn’t make you cooler than anyone else.
  9. Neither does drinking
  10. Talk to the kid sitting alone; even though it may not change your life it could drastically change theirs
  11. Participate in school events
  12. Wear sweatpants everyday
  13. Or wear a dress everyday
  14. Wear whatever makes you comfortable
  15. Nobody will laugh at you if you sit alone at your lunch table for five minutes
  16. Utilize the library
  17. Don’t wait 20 minutes to text someone back just to seem cool
  18. Tell your friends how much you love them
  19. Cherish your free textbooks… seriously
  20. Help confused freshmen, be nice to them. Remember how much you would have appreciated it a couple years ago
  21. Compliment the other girls in the bathroom
  22. That fight you had with your mom really isn’t that big of a deal
  23. It’s okay to cry
  24. Don’t let your desire for a romantic relationship stop you from forming platonic relationships
  25. Remember that life does go on
(via kinkyghosts)